Toto was outta there.
Former Toto keyboardist Richard Henry Patterson caught a murder charge – so now he is for the fight of his life.
What’s refreshing is that Patterson’s big money counsel has decided to pursue a “the truth shall set you free” defense.
Exhibit “A” was Toto’s first junket photo, back in ’78…
Being that Toto was a family band their tour manager insisted the Patterson tone it the fuck down on the next junket photo a year later.
Toto fans and critics alike pray that Richard’s trouser schnauzer has wrapped up its final tour of destruction.
LPGA great, Paige Spiranac, is widely and rightly known for cashing in on her good looks.
In top form, everybody admires her and appreciates her generosity on social media.
But with fame and fortune comes the old industry axiom:
When you take more selfies than dumps it’s only a matter of time.
She really nailed that one, Gary.
Paige swings like a girl.
More importantly, her ass checks out.
It all reminds of that time I went to the Dinah Shore Classic and spotted Dinah Shore and followed her around for 3 days.
Boy was I mistaken. Not only was she not Dinah Shore, but it turns out I wasn’t even at the Dinah Shore Classic. #BannedFromBonnaroo
You said you were new in town. You said you were hungry. You said you were a tradesman. You said all of these things and I then gave you meat. Then you came back for more you dirty son of a bitch.
Bon appetite los animales!
The Finneran Maxim: Want to see cool shit on an airplane? Then start cool shit on an airplane.