Sarah Melia: Queen of fishing

Sarah Melia has so far successfully eluded Captain Stabbin’ on the high seas; meanwhile gamefish can’t elude Sarah.

Really don’t know much about Sarah, except her Instagram account is @SarahMelia305 … ‘305’ is Miami area code – she is taunting Captain Stabbin’, Florida’s ultimate butt pirate.

She is playful. Possibly a Wisconsin native.

Plus her ass checks out.

She has friends too.

Sarah comes from a long line of good stock.

Her ass still checks out.

All I know about her is @sarahmelia305 … would like to know more.

High seas culo.

When a bully boards the boat.

Scenes from a Houston Burger King

Honestly, white men have a far better shot at making it in the NBA than they do muscling their way into the fast food meltdown scene.

But if you must then gotta earn your stripes. Start humble – cause a ruckus at a farmer’s market, fling organic honey at hippie chicks with a near zero chance at getting taken out by rogue D’Brickashaw.

Earn your stripes trashing the Whole Foods salad bar before you descend down the ladder to Cracker Barrel, Taco Bell, and White Castle.

Once you start slapping cashiers at BK & McDonald’s you’re in the big leagues.

And only maybe then, if you haven’t tapped out yet, might you be ready to scrap in an IHOP.

Be careful.