RompHim. Now!

We can thank the start-up bros from music festivals for this season’s fashion craze: the romper has arrived – and not a moment too soon.

Fashion first.
Glorious melding.
Casual option.
Structured shorts.
Pink chambray.
Splatter-print cotton.
Public yearning.
Welcome men.

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Urination purposes.

Holy Moroney

Remember this Olympic gymnast, McKayla Moroney?

She got extra famous in a viral photo for making the face your girlfriend does when informed her she’s paying for dinner.

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Really viral.

So at 21 years old, 5’4″, 101 lbs, and Olympic glory behind her – it’s time to make that hard work pay off.

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I would vigorously pommel that. Wouldn’t even turn off that strange music.

Website beat: TDT appeal 2017

Dear los animales:

I love TDT. And I need to pass the hat.

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Been a few years since I’ve done this, but you might have noticed a few weeks back site on involuntary hiatus for a few days – still not out of the hole. (maybe you noticed no wigglies click-thrus, gif hosting bill still has to wait … ).

The site is absolutely more productive when I can afford morning coffee – so please when you bust out your credit card (PayPal, 100% secure) think of it as buying me a brew, or a Van Hagar cassette, or a shitty bicycle … your support has already saved TDT before, even a little bit helps a shit ton.





I could give you war stories about ups/downs of life, but I think y’all would prefer ass. Plus a work schedule change will have more me with more day time to devote to the Tap.

Thank you.

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challenging website goals

Man in motel haggles wife of 17 years down to $150 from $200 for some sex

So often this tale is told, but so rarely is it true. Savor this moment.

Man orders prostitute – wife shows up.

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A man can excuse many things, like his wife being a hooker for instance, but no man can overlook the sin of false advertising.

It emerged that the prostitute – who had advertised herself as ‘an attractive 28-year old’ – was actually the man’s 49-year old wife. She was understandably furious to find her husband in the motel room, although after further reflection he was equally angry to learn his wife had been advertising her services on a prostitution website.

I used Google Images to highlight the utter havoc this woman’s lies hath wrought adult services customer base of greater Katy.

Could set you back a few bucks.
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Economy package.
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Alternative lifestylz.
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