Man in motel haggles wife of 17 years down to $150 from $200 for some sex

So often this tale is told, but so rarely is it true. Savor this moment.

Man orders prostitute – wife shows up.

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A man can excuse many things, like his wife being a hooker for instance, but no man can overlook the sin of false advertising.

It emerged that the prostitute – who had advertised herself as ‘an attractive 28-year old’ – was actually the man’s 49-year old wife. She was understandably furious to find her husband in the motel room, although after further reflection he was equally angry to learn his wife had been advertising her services on a prostitution website.

I used Google Images to highlight the utter havoc this woman’s lies hath wrought adult services customer base of greater Katy.

Could set you back a few bucks.
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Economy package.
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Alternative lifestylz.
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