20 thoughts on “Typical commute

  1. Why couldn’t some douche be sneaking through the red light and get flattened. God is definitely too busy masturbating into baby heads lately.

  2. They can’t drive worth a shit. Who thought it was a good idea to let them fly planes?

  3. Sorry I’m late but, apparently, Jerry Bruckheimer was filming directly in my commute path.

  4. “It’s hard to feel like a hero when you’ve just shit your pants.” – Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger

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