Never would have happened if those guys weren’t fighting.
Nice call back.
Why couldn’t some douche be sneaking through the red light and get flattened. God is definitely too busy masturbating into baby heads lately.
They can’t drive worth a shit. Who thought it was a good idea to let them fly planes?
So for the rest of the day, was that just a four way stop intersection?
Unless you read TDT, then you have the right of way.
For those who say that flying is safer than driving…
must not have had a weight limit on that flight
I’ll have the steamed meat dumplings.
Wei Too Low
Sum Tim Wong was co-pilot
Bang Ding Ow & Ho Lee Fuk
Just another fender bender, please move to the right shoulder and let traffic resume
Sorry I’m late but, apparently, Jerry Bruckheimer was filming directly in my commute path.
Noah Syndergaards flight out for a 2nd opinion
I touched the merch. My bad.
“It’s hard to feel like a hero when you’ve just shit your pants.” – Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger
I thought Sully’s line was “just suck the dick, honey”
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