Chicago beat: Time for a Purple Drank Summit

Let CNN mansplain it for you: though legally adults these Black Lives Matter activists are essentially just kids and therefore really too young and innocent to hate, despite screaming ‘fuck white people’, the beatings and stabbings, and various tortures, etc.

That Chicago Police Department commander further lamented about these kids, I mean young adults … and in his defense – when you close your eyes and turn the volume down on the Facebook Live video, it’s kind of difficult to deduce that any sort of real crime is going down there.

And since they’re voters that hate Trump and his supporters, well …

HEY COOLIO!!!

HEY COOLIO!!!

Some good news: Macy’s is taking it up the ass for talking shit about The Donald.

19 thoughts on “Chicago beat: Time for a Purple Drank Summit

    1. I will write whatever the fuck I want. If your gal lost the election and it hurts a little bit that is your problem, not mine.

      1. Friends, tradesmen, countrymen, lend me your ears. I cum not just for tdt t&a but admin’s, donger’s, Ron burgundy’s & retardo’s witty commentary as well. (Where is retardo anyway?) Are we not all tradesmen here? Hath not a Tradesmen hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same breasts, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same stds, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as Elaine benis? If you prick us, do we not bleed?

      2. Sorry I just read SoCal menace’s “I want to gargle the hanging bacon drape on the Wee Dong crick thru”…. hory fruck I’m stirr raughing

    2. What a rookie mistake….. Had you been daring enough to click on Coolio you would have seen some lovely T as desired.

    3. Fresh out today. I do have a GIF of Chuck Berry farting into a hooker’s mouth, though, let me know if you want that.

  1. The Chicago police commander who said these were “just kids” is named Duffin. I don’t know what that reminded me of, but I’m working on my freestyle for this weekend’s rap battle.

  2. Shoot yer mouth all you want Aunt Jemima-the bottom line is Trump won the election. Them bullshit PC days are numbered. Now get back to pickin cotton when your done making me them pancakes, I like extra syrup too.

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