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Florida Man has competition up north.
Too bad the firecrackers weren’t strong enough to blow some of his fat off.
Nice tits though
He can kiss the Men’s Health cover shoot goodbye now
Black powder has a flash point of 800 degrees F.
I’m sure he looked this up beforehand.
he did….that’s why he was outside in the snow….wanted to negate that factor.
clearly, it worked.
How the fuck does he reach into his pockets with those arms?
Looks like you’re picking up the check again, Slim.
How does he wipe his ass?
I think this guy could talk some sense into the Bernie Sanders voters.
Gene Shalit’s son?
“O.K. 4th Quarter taxes are paid. I’ve maxed out yearly contributions to my 401K and matched those of my employees. Mortgage is finally paid off. Custodian has winter-proofed the beach house. LandRover’s winter tires are on and rotated. Life insurance renewed. Finished the last marathon for 2016 with a PB time and, as a reward, I’ve booked a trip to Monaco for the week straddling New Years because I’m confident that my employees — with that hefty bonus I gave them — will be productive and keep my Fortune 500 humming while I gamble with royalty that week. Let’s see. What else? There’s something I forgot. Shit shit shit. What was that? Let me check my reminders….oh…outstanding: there it is! *dials* Hey, Carl! Yeah, it’s me. Remember that thing we talked about? Great. I’ll need you to get over here in the next half hour because I have a shiatsu appointment at noon. Cool. No no. I have all of that. Remember? I just need you to bring a camera. Oh, and Carl…wait…wait…are you still there? Oh Good. Don’t forget the Neo-sporin.”
This is better than the other video where he gets his taint waxed
Yep..that was fun alright.
Seriously wtf is going on over there?
Ok this is enough. Can we replace fat ass with just plain ass?
What the fuck is this? Jackass 5 tryout video?
My life is boring.
Curiously short arms….notice that?
Ken Bone’s career is really exploding now
Genius Award, Darwin Award. Sad that he can still reproduce, potentially
I’m glad those Chinese wicks go like light speed because he got about 100x more than he probably figured on. Serves this dumb fat fucktard right.
“Did you get that?” Uh no. Gotta do it again. This time with more tape and we will have to do the lower half. Pledges will do anything to be accepted.
You had me at “so, this is my suicide vest…I only have one”
Flounder in the animal house reunion movie?
1. The marketing is bullshit. It’s really not a suicide vest. More like an idiot vest.
2. Referencing 1. above, another idiot continues to live and consumes precious resources.
I am calling Hugh Hefner in my dead pool for 2017 #timestamp
I’m going Barbara Walters. Close second Alec Baldwin- hopefully.
Itsa me, Mario.
I fat now.
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