just send it to: firstname.lastname@example.org
The struggle is real for those threads.
It’s funny because…
Send this young lady to Charlotte with a joint and a book. Stat.
Crazy thing is if she were white, that dude would be all up in it.
Thats the Afro-American Norfolk Enchants
poor bastard is just timing the run for the door…
thought she had them on backwards.
The amazing bulk
One of the rare times I am glad there is no click thru.
I tried. Because I hate myself.
Looks like a pair of old snow tires.
[Dont say “Side of the Carvel truck…DO NOT SAY SIDE OF THE CARVEL TRUCK”]
Those legs look like…uh…nothing. Nothing at all.
Fill is even on the table? That’s all kill, then trim with a flensing knife to render her blubber into lamp oil. Use said oil to keep the lights on in the next looter-induced power outage.
Black thighs matter
Hey baby, your thighs ready yet?
How about we sprinkle some cinnamon on em?
massive pack of hot dogs/brats
Looks like she’s selling different sizes of banana bread.
checking the box score: Gonorrhea 1, Denim 0
that or it’s a still-frame of her giving birth
Those are Challah Thighs — an offering to the Jews on the eve of their new year.
Kept on scrolling down and still haven’t seen the gratuitous Aunt Jemima stack of pancake reference.
Looks like she tried to stuff 100 lbs of shit into a 20 pound sack
No way that is strait cotton denim, doesn’t have the tensile strength, must be Kevlar reinforced.
Bahamas boat owners should be using that with hurricane Matthew approaching.
Reminds of an old George Clinton/Funkadelic song….”Do Thighs Go With That Shake?”
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