Back to School – and none of us know where to go.
Fortunately, the hard partying faggots from Princeton Something Something made a top 250 places you might have went list from which TDT has selected the top 7 and, under the rules of TheDanzaCare, readers will be forced to enroll at one of the following schools or else mouth some penalty sausage.
1) University of Wisconsin – Good times there are not forgotten.
2) West Virginia University – Student hostage exchange w/ Universidad de Pampas a success!
3) University of Illinois – there actually is “A” and “T” in “Illini”.
4) Lehigh University – semester at sea now part of core curriculum.
5) The Bucknell University Renegades
6) University of Iowa – prime rib Wednesday in Hawkeye Cafeteria
7) Ole Miss – football team has frat scientists busy trying to prevent mudshark outbreaks