At that moment as Mr. Potato Head gazes into the onion field he realizes where he left his other set of lips …. no wondering on his part what her ass tastes like.
luckily he also neglected to pack his angry eyes
“Interchangeable ears,eyes,nose…no dick?!”
Get rid of this mustache and give me my tongue!
“I’m a married spud! I’m a married spud! I’m a married spud….”
On a side note- and I have no pony in this game- admin I suggest you start following “snapstatesmokes” on snapchat. NSFW and snap chat hasta keep taking it down for the porn on it
Thanks for the lead Sheblindme. The only reason I have a snap chat is to perv on sluts that throw it out there for all to see. This will be a nice addition
They change the name from time to time…. As gay as it sounds you can follow them on Twitter for name updates….
A potato in the corn hole. A new hybrid veggie for sure
Taking her to my sack with me
I made you
You know it’s true
I blew you.
What’s that smell?
Whistle while you twerk….
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