14 thoughts on “Caption it: Catman

  1. Cat’s In The Cradle
    Song by Hairy Gonads

    My child arrived just the other day,
    He came to the world in an unusual way,
    But there were mice to catch and balls to play,
    He learned to walk while I was away
    And he was talking ‘fore I knew it and as he grew
    He’d say I’m gonna be like you, Dad
    You know I’m gonna be like you
    And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver splooge
    Little boy’s blue balls and the man on the moon
    When you coming home dad, I don’t know when,
    But we’ll get together then
    You know we’ll have a good time then
    My Tom turned ten just the other day,
    He said thanks for the pussy, dad, come on let’s play
    Can you teach me to stroke, I said not today
    I got a lot to do, he said that’s OK
    And he, He walked away, but his smile never did, and said
    I’m gonna be like him, yeah
    You know I’m gonna be like him

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