just send it to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Licks? It’s probably dirtier than the floor of the bathroom at the Port Authority bus terminal.
The owl smells afoul
Horton hears a Ho
Look at those burly man hands, by “licks” do you mean “how much torque can she put on a wrench to remove truck lug nuts?” I’ll say 200 lb-ft.
“Owl be seeing you in Section 8 housing.”
Funny and true.
I don’t like her strange belly button. Pass.
I’m thinking the owl has the better view
All right, I’ll acknowledge I got this call wrong. It’s a bad angle. Admin, you breach your duty to us when you post unflattering pics when the chick is actually pretty hot and crazy, and almost certainly wildcat in the sack.
solid PI work right there HF
I agree with Donger – the belly button is disconcerting.
Nothing wrong with the belly button, here’s a clarifying image from earlier in her years-long descent into trashy madness.
Can’t unsee it. I’m out.
That ok I because I would tell her my name was “The Donger” so she wouldn’t key the shit out of *my* car.
Owl be fapping if you are looking for me
“Def Ones” knuckle tats don’t help either. Total kill.
Never in the light of day, but maybe in the dark. ten fingers of tequila. Who says you have to lick her, better the other way around.
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