just send it to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Ah that poor kid, nice job dad. Jesus.
Somebody needs to check dad’s computer. Stat.
If it has photos of Jordan Carver on it, kid gets a pass.
Reminds me of a joke:
Guy asks his pharmacist for Viagra.
“Can’t give you that without a prescription.”
“But I just got divorced, so I hired these Brazilian twins to come over tonight.”
“Oh. Then you want this. It’s a secret Chinese concoction made from goat horn and tiger claw. You will go all night with this.”
Next day, the guy is back at the pharmacy looking like shit.
“Doc, please help me.” He pulls down his pants to reveal that his dick is bloody and shredded.
Pharmacist says, “Holy shit!”
“Yeah doc, you got any Ben Gay?”
“You can’t put Ben Gay on that!”
“It’s for my arms. The twins didn’t show up.”
Black lady to pharmacist.
Excuse meez. I’z gots my period and I’z don’t know what tampons to buy.
I can help you, ma’am. What kind of a flow do you have?
I’z gots a linoleum flo!
What’s the difference between an NHL goalie and a black woman? An NHL goalie changes his pads every three periods
Good thing the kids back isn’t double jointed.
Jr. obviously is a TDT regular. Out yourself Jr.
Bevis and Butthead laugh gave him away
He can’t wait for his school to reopen. Kids are so kind to each other at that age.
Not the way a young man wants to get famous. No sir.
The kids was blinking morse code S -O -S.
Ha! I spit a little on that one
The rare white negus.
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