Yes. Women are fixing their toes for yoga pants

“Make me look like Barbie!”

On New York’s Upper East Side, Swift reports that a large number of his clients are motivated by wanting to look sleeker in so-called “athleisure wear,” made from Lycra-like fabrics which often compress the area.

A Clydesdale before…
toe

They are keen to avoid so-called “camel toe” or internal “twisting” when they’re working out at top exercise venues such as SoulCycle, Barry’s Bootcamp and the Fitting Room.

… Bambi after.
cammy

Welcome to the club, ladies – and it’s about time. For years I’ve displayed almost saintly patience with the parade of catcher’s mitts at Barry’s Bootcamp – and while maintaining a perfectly presentable potato in my Umbro’s all the while.

7 thoughts on “Yes. Women are fixing their toes for yoga pants

  1. Somewhere there is a tennis pro who is riding that Clydesdale all the way up to her Greenwich mansion while her hedge fund husband is pounding Bambi in the office. It’s a perfect symbiosis. Prevents him from killing her and her from taking everything he has.

  2. “Catcher’s mitt”?
    Did you say “catcher’s mitt”…why, that’s today’s secret word!!
    You’ve just won yourself a hundred dollars!

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