Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them and have at the meat. Tie on your feedbag.
Bon appetit los animales!
Congratulate Lindsey Pelas, the 25-year old Louisiana native – she is Miss TDT 2017.
Her knockers are maddening.
As you may recall from her groundbreaking YouTube masterpiece.
You might want to follow her on Twitter…
— Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) March 23, 2017
Lindsey is great on Twitter, feisty and funny.
She not only displays the goods, but dishes the wisdom.
Instead of a cigarette after sex I'd like an Oreo.
— Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) January 18, 2017
Elders were summoned. Spreadsheets were consulted. Numbers were crunched.
And thusly t’was deemed Lindsey’s ass checks out.
Recheck for safety.
Thank you Lindsey. You are special.
There is a reason Indians used to make squaws spend 4 days a month in a specially equipped teepee on the edge of camp. Let’s honor that.
Italy to offer ladies paid menstrual leave..
If passed, it would mandate that companies enforce a “menstrual leave” policy and offer three paid days off each month to working women who experience painful periods.
Now that we’re being compensated for painful periods, how about those dreadful hours and days I spend post-blackout after learning I dropped $10,000 at Wiggles? A good week off with the reassuring comfort of pay wouldn’t cure my blues but it would be a good start.
I have feelings too.
The details in the accompanying artcile grossed me out, couldn’t even get to the part where the boner garage trashes the Bugatti…
A British woman who underwent surgery to improve her sex life ended up with none – after her vagina mutilated her partner’s penis.
Bet she misses her old catcher’s mitt.
Funny enough when men want a new vagina the process can be quite pleasant.