Steve Bartman has returned from hiding and is doing big things.
Some MAGA up the ol’ tailpipe. She’s never sounded better.
The revolution has arrived in Portland.
Lord help us all.
Uh oh, underground sorority at SUNY Albany been had hazing.
It’s all there, binge drinking, pouring urine on pledges, stepping on them with heels … plus the ol’ sticking onions in their pants thing.
Honestly, I think jail might be a better time than U of Albany.
Here are the arrested with their original pledge names.
Reactions on campus were mixed…
AOPi with that gangsta feel …
frat bro knows …
sunshine blowing smoke …
Can’t stop. Won’t stop watching.
A fond look back …
DID IT, John, DID IT.
Now that our cockles are warmed let’s review the celebrity list that promised to leave the US if Trump was elected President:
• Amy Schumer … Did you know President Trump has already penned his first executive order?
Sincere apologies to Canada.
• Lena Dunham … Subject to O’Donnell Act.
• Barbra Streisand … GTFO.
• Bryan Cranston … Great work. Now GTFO.
• Miley Cyrus … Show us your tits. Now GTFO.
• Jon Stewart … LOL. GTFO.
• Chelsea Handler … Don’t worry, no one will notice what you do.
• Samuel L. Jackson … GTFO motherfucker. Do you speak it?
• Whoopi Goldberg … LOL. GTFO.
• George Lopez … Go. You may re-enter and apply for job at Trump. Le-gal-ly.
• Ne-Yo … Who are you?
• Raven-Symoné … The one celeb I will truly miss. Now GTFO.
Now, as you might imagine some of these softies might drag their feet a little in making good on their pledge. Fortunately, we have elected the right guy to deal with such emergencies….
“We have the cutest supporters, don’t we folks?”
I told Maehoffer Claudia Romani broke my heart, so he set me up for a date to Trump’s Inaugural Ball. Apparently he met her at the Gutter Ball last April.
FYI, TheDanzaTap issued endorsement of Donald Trump for President before he even ran – and when he did announce, TDT pegged an O/U at 47.5 states won. LOOKING GOOD SO FAR.
That said, all views & lifestyles welcome. Just ask That Guy and Norfolk Enchants.