Tuesday, et cetera et cetera

No doubt my man Donald Sterling is having a well-deserved laugh today as news breaks that LA Clippers star Blake Griffin injured himself hitting a Clippers employee.

I’m sure the 5’3″ locker room gopher started the whole thing.

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Advice: Best to manage Father’s Day expectations…
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… and make up for it on Mother’s Day.
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Confirmed: Seussexuals exist.
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Now ailing: Yellow fever
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Snack: A&T hors d’oeuvre
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Monday’s escapees

A few of the ladies who somehow managed to escape mine sauseege this past weekend…

Stopped by Jordan Carver’s house in LA…
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.. too bad she was in the pool and didn’t answer the door. But it’s Jordan’s loss, though, because I’m ready for a sexual relationship. She still thinks I’m not.

Mia Khalifa issued a fatwa on my fat one …
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… but I do not participate in honor fillings. Her loss.

This young lady was precisely where I wasn’t all weekend – in St. Barts.
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And that’s pretty much why I did not fling her flimsies to the floor and audible a sloppy 32 waggle on hut-hut. Bet she’s rethinking her trip; but there’s a very real chance this dish lassoed the report of TDT’s BARACULO who was there updating us on her whereabouts.

Was all set to party with these two vixens …
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… but when they checked out my vanilla gorilla they made a run for it. Hopped right out the window and everything. Big waste of time.

I have no idea what’s up with these chicks – and before you ask, neither does Wang.

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Bitches.