ATTENTION: The Mayor of Meatville requests the honor of your presence at a luncheon held at the Secondary Slophouse.
Bon appetite los animales!
One out of two and a half men have AIDS. Roll the dice on me baby.
Sorry Charlie but that tiger’s blood was actually AIDS.
Is Rousey finished? Is Holm for real? Is Muhammed Ali’s daughter in a feud with Ronda?
Meanwhile no one but a hopeless steakhead can name a man in this sport and none of us have seen a heavyweight boxing match since Bill Clinton was in office.
But at least street justice is as sweet as ever.
Too bad that cameraman was too much of a pussy to get out of his car – would have been nice to seen him get knocked the fuck out.
Far be it from me or you to refuse a beauty title to any woman who embodies the ladylike ideals like Rachel Mortenson does.
Indeed, only a true ‘mo would deny this sporty Miss Mortenson a goddam thing.
Perhaps, in theory, one could deny her certain privileges, had she an ass that could not pass muster.
But as it happens, her ass checked out on some very stringent standards.
Even her friend’s ass has been approved.
Much to admire, even if we don’t know who the fuck she is.
That great big can…
… deserves its own safe space.
I love you Morty. And you will love my van.
Political correctness is still the official state religion of America and the western world. And I think we’ve all had enough.
But TDT isn’t dedicated to political opinion pieces. That’s what Facebook is for.
Where else but FB can you find people scolding others for caring about Paris but not about Beirut’s bombing two days prior?
So we’ll just type a letter to DC and go about our business. Here goes…
Dear President Obama,
You have bypassed Congress to personally fly 10,000 Syrian refugees into the United States. Using a massively conservative estimate cost of $20,000 per refugee you’re spending $200,000,000 to ensure an expansion of ISIS’s US street team.
What’s more, you’re open to resettling 1,000,000 Syrian more refugees here – while neighboring countries of Syria, many of which are prosperous and 100% Islamic will not accept a single refugee. Excuse my French, but fuck you.
Can’t you see the United States already has its hands full?
This should be all the evidence you need…
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Bon appetite los animales!
Big ass couple goes out with a bang.
A Canadian couple at their daughter’s wedding died from having sex. In a hot tub.
He smothered her to death because he died of a heart attack while on top of her.
I really can’t (or won’t) put into words as to why I find this tragedy so impressive, but I do.
Chris Berman: no contesto molesto.
I love how ESPN fired 300+ workers a couple of weeks ago – but kept this guy to pay off his civil suits.
But he had to stay because without Berman offering meaningless opinions on games we don’t give a shit about the world as we know it would fall apart.