Stinky leftovers: the Meat on Monday

When the gloss is off the glaze and one can’t tell the has-beens from the also-rans, typical tradesmen will tear up their discount deli tickets and dive into local dumpsters.

Stuffing
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Taco Veracruz
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The Abe Froman
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Chicken Tenders
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Turkey
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Veal Cutlets
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Porterhouse
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Candy
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Bon appetite los animales!

Sheen huffed dong

And no, he didn’t need the money. At the time he was making $1.8 million per episode of his godawful TV show.

Tapes tell no tales: Charlie Sheen orally servicing dudes

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This guy’s life was foreshadowed by the classic 80s flick Less Than Zero.

Enjoy the clip, but if you’re in a rush you can preview Charlie @ 1:35…

(tdt foreshadowing: The hotness of Jami Gertz can’t not be revisited)

When I was in high school I drove an MG, called adults “babe”, invested in night clubs, and wore my bow tie untied at proms. Oh and chicks? Fuckin’ a. FUCKING A.

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Now I assist grandparents who can’t figure out how to use their smartphones.

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Miss TDT 2015: Abigail Ratchford

I wish I was on ol’ sloppy top…

Her nomination process was brutal. STACKS EDWARDS was pounding the table on Abigail’s behalf demanding the panel ratify her without completing full investigations. Hurt feelings abounded and there was much rancor.

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But that’s when someone suggested she turn around.

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And as it happens, her ass checked out.

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The tradesmen got their pound of flesh.

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And then some.

So all we’re waiting for now is someone to hack her phone.

Love when you guys make cool little videos for me 😊 Heres one of my favorites from a fan 💗 @mrgrumpy__

A video posted by A B I G A I L 👑🐝 (@abigailratchford) on