Making it pay

French guy drops the facade and gets with the program …

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Jean-Paul basically figured if wasn’t going to get any he might as well make a franc or two from a cock or two. From the NY Post:

• Taskmaster: made his wife do more than 2,700 men over four years at their home
• Pimpo: pocketed $245,000.
• Resourceful: listed his 46-year old wife on four different websites
• Efficient: three customers daily
• Manager: “We had money problems and he promised me that it would not last more than a year or two. But when I got tired, he forced me to continue. [He] also forced me to dress very provocatively and diet.”

I have to wonder if Scott Boras read the NY Post today. Between that how-to wife article and the piece on the Mets wives …

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… there could be a lot of dough made off that lineup.

Paging Dr. Wang

I am fully vested in the selfie world and send plenty of them myself.

Here’s what I do:

1) Spiffed in my blazer, I put a nice shine on my brogans and head to a busy hospital.

1938novesker1_xlarge2) With a Medical Association pin in my lapel, I invite every hot chick I see to my upcoming Medical Association reception.

I generate excitement about how we’ll be taking party buses to hit the big concert [Bon Jovi, Billy Joel, Dokken, etc.] … “and it’s free with all the fixins – you can bring a friend too, just give me your number and I’ll text you the rest.”

3) I give it an hour and make with the dick pics.

Unfortunately what goes around comes around in my line of work. Through the years I’ve had a lot of ass and tit pics crudely flung in my face.

Typically after thinking I’ve just met a nice young lady who also likes to detail model monster trucks with the logos of storied sports franchises, she will get my digits and then wrong me. I never learn.

Here are some of those shitty monsters …

She was wearing greasy overall when we met …
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I never suspected her – and then I got that text…
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And she wondered aloud if I could be trusted!
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Dear #wontzip – despite your deception I’m still available for hugs.
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Songstress: Niykee Heaton

Niykee Heaton is a 20-something old South African “recording artist”. (btw, unless her songs show up on classic rock stations or in Neal Sedaka sing-a-longs TDT will not be exploring her musical offerings.)

And, if I may be so bold, she is hot.

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Here she is at the beach, watching some douche skurfing.

Word is that Niykee is, in the tradition of Tatu, a tad whorish. But that’s okay.

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Not only does her ass check out, but it can be shiny too.

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Though there’s a 50/50 chance she’s a mudshark, Niykee still is making the right kind of friends.

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You must overlook her poolside sluttiness. Don’t judge.

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Seriously, how many Krugerrands would you pay to chow this box?

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There it is again…

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Jesus. Prime slappers.

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Some rock n’ roll before the baseball.

Next up: Baseball in Chicago, report tomorrow.