Something nice to look at

Tuesdays can be rough. Thought you might like this.

Doutzen Kroes …
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Doutzen is a dedicated Kim K-level mudshark – so if you want to hammerstick her fupa you got your work cut out for you.

Kyla Gray …
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Most my Chinese girlfriends enjoy some Wang Chung. Dance Hall Days!

Night and day in LA…
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Jim Morrison was a poet and LA was his muse. He spent 10 minutes a day composing lyrics and the rest of the time getting bombed and chasing tail. He also wore the same leather pants every day for seven months. I did that once too except with sweatpants. No one noticed.

Hannah Ferguson…
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Hannah has nice ass.

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Golf beat: Chambers Bay

The US Open at Chambers Bay is supposed to be the representation of American golf, but with all these uneven greens, summer gold rough, freight trains, and grey sand traps it’s become a gimmick.

How gimmicky? One Fox Sports announcer described the fairway depressions where players balls’ keep bunching near each other as resembling some kind of ________________.

Gary Player: “This might be the worst golf course I’ve ever seen in 63 years as a pro.”

Tiger Woods: “Are we near Spokane? Where is Spokane? I need to get to Spokane.”

God I love this game

God I love this game

Meat on Friday on toast

My brother-in-law is from California. He just let me know that I have a New York accent. So I’m going to stick a knife in his ass. That way I can have a New York accent and he can have a knife in his ass. In time maybe we both lose them, I don’t know.

Soup is on.

Orange Whip
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Sunflower Jerky
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Hot Pockets
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The TW
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Rustic Pizza
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Asiatic Side Salad
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Porterhouse
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Sirloin
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Crêpes
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Bon appetite los animales!

TBTTDTTDBDT

TW takes us back to a simpler age before cell phones and web cams. It was nothing like today. Back then slutty clothing meant straight and true sluts.

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Nowadays you can’t assume anything from slutty clothing. You really can’t.

What yer Da saw at stag parties
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Watching the US Open. FantasyGolfReport’s preview makes some good points about the USGA; says Phil as top pick of the big names and one Brendan Todd as your dark horse.

Dry aged Porterhouse
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On another personal note, I was out in Towson, MD last night and as we pulled up to the restaurant my friend pointed at a Subway and said that a guy went through the window during a fight the other day. “You don’t say….”

She came from the future
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Grumpus to Gallant
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TW