The only thing blacks don’t film with their phones are study hall lectures.
Be who God meant you to be and you will set the world on fire.
— St. Catherine of Siena
Think of all the guys in jail not getting any. Think of all the married guys not getting any.
So finish your plate.
A&T Cocktail Hour
Secret Pea Pod Salad
The Highball Heywood
100% Prime USDA
Minced Porterhouse Pie
Bon appetite los animales!
Load up on Titan, (symbol: TIT).
Apparently the moviegoing public has a limitless appetite for slovenly comediennes no matter how bad their successive movies get. As Alyssa Milano starves for work, no less. Pity.
Also, Tatum O’Neal, like many a toothless cougar before her (looking at you, Meredith) likes chicks now. Link.
I’m sure Michael Jackson’s ghost is fucking shocked that his ex-girlfriend went dyke-o.
Here’s Tatum in overalls cockblocking Michael from Superballs.
The things we do for ass.
Zip it in there
Danger: Gun play
Smells just like a rose
Blessed be the winged
Herbie n’ Bert
Eyes watch you glide on in