It’s your Friday, we just Meat in it

Think of all the guys in jail not getting any. Think of all the married guys not getting any.

So finish your plate.

A&T Cocktail Hour
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Secret Pea Pod Salad
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The Highball Heywood
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Potsticker
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Non-Vegan
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Meatsa Pizza
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100% Prime USDA
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Minced Porterhouse Pie
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Sundae
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Bon appetite los animales!

Titan corners the phone booth market

Load up on Titan, (symbol: TIT).

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Apparently the moviegoing public has a limitless appetite for slovenly comediennes no matter how bad their successive movies get. As Alyssa Milano starves for work, no less. Pity.

Also, Tatum O’Neal, like many a toothless cougar before her (looking at you, Meredith) likes chicks now. Link.

I’m sure Michael Jackson’s ghost is fucking shocked that his ex-girlfriend went dyke-o.

Here’s Tatum in overalls cockblocking Michael from Superballs.

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