Miss TDT 2016: The Coffey sisters

These Australian sisters – are they aqua bullies…
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… or pro surfers?
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Just like their first names, no one really knows. It doesn’t matter.
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But some things do matter.

That’s why we ensure that ass checks out.
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Above and below the water.
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These Coffey girls are on point, instituting their own rigorous standards of ass regulation.
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Wish we could say that TDT discovered the Coffey sisters, but word is out.

Here’s a Coffey center stage at a Formula One race – which for a woman is the equivalent ego boost that Dustin Johnson enjoyed on Sunday, getting mobbed by skimpily-clad Paulina Gretzky after winning the US Open.
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Look at all the animals who paid good money to sit and watch from afar. Coffeys don’t go to their parties.

Australian energy, girls included, makes me nervous. When I’m around them I feel like if I turn around they’ll slap the back of my head and double over laughing.

But I would trade a lump or two for a run at this ass.
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Songstress: Niykee Heaton

Niykee Heaton is a 20-something old South African “recording artist”. (btw, unless her songs show up on classic rock stations or in Neal Sedaka sing-a-longs TDT will not be exploring her musical offerings.)

And, if I may be so bold, she is hot.

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Here she is at the beach, watching some douche skurfing.

Word is that Niykee is, in the tradition of Tatu, a tad whorish. But that’s okay.

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Not only does her ass check out, but it can be shiny too.

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Though there’s a 50/50 chance she’s a mudshark, Niykee still is making the right kind of friends.

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You must overlook her poolside sluttiness. Don’t judge.

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Seriously, how many Krugerrands would you pay to chow this box?

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There it is again…

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Jesus. Prime slappers.

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Some rock n’ roll before the baseball.

Next up: Baseball in Chicago, report tomorrow.

Missing you, Lara Alvarez

Sasquatch. Loch Ness. Atlantis. Norfolk Enchants. Mysterious legends all.

Let us add to this baffling list the online disappearance of noteworthy South American Lara Alvarez.

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Where the fuck did she go? It’s been 2 years since we seen her.

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Investigators deduced that her ass checks out.

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She made some serious peso modeling the Raggedy Ann underpants line.

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Did she take the money and run?

We need volunteers to comb the Pampas and find out.

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She has nice ass.

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Come back, Lara.

Keeping up with Charlotte McKinney

Usually a lass wins the coveted Miss TDT prize, marries an industrialist, and is never heard from again.

But not Charlotte, the minute she learned she went big time she dropped trou and hit the beach.

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In the ocean now, the vibe a tad whorish.
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Hungarian flapjacks on a single plate.
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Greatness.
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Rear view of the sides while the thong rides high.
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Abundance.
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Charlotte’s camp has requested that POWER G direct her documentary, not sure if they know about his “hands on” style.

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Miss TDT 2015: Charlotte McKinney

Introducing Miss TDT 2015, Charlotte McKinney…

To those claiming an anti-McKinney bias on this site: hogwash.

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And then there’s this fucking guy…

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A hunter should take ol’ Terry out. Hogging bitches is a capital crime.

Anyway, this 21 year old blond with big cans is not only considered by industry watchers to be a sleek version of Kate Upton, but also something of a bully in her own right.

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Purists insist that her ass check out – and it most indubitably do.

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There is a lot to like here.

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Oh yes.

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Something nice to look at

Tuesdays can be rough. Thought you might like this.

Doutzen Kroes …
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Doutzen is a dedicated Kim K-level mudshark – so if you want to hammerstick her fupa you got your work cut out for you.

Kyla Gray …
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Most my Chinese girlfriends enjoy some Wang Chung. Dance Hall Days!

Night and day in LA…
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Jim Morrison was a poet and LA was his muse. He spent 10 minutes a day composing lyrics and the rest of the time getting bombed and chasing tail. He also wore the same leather pants every day for seven months. I did that once too except with sweatpants. No one noticed.

Hannah Ferguson…
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Hannah has nice ass.

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