What I sawr
Behind the door
Numbered 18 –
I went back for more.
Sacred can be the bond that forms between a bully and her minion.
Just look at these two … no, really – look at them.
You get one fill – so who gets it, the bully or the minion?
It’s voting day in the Granite State and Emily Ratajkowski was there to introduce Bernie Sanders:
“So I am a young woman and um, well, just to make one thing clear: I’m here because I support Bernie Sanders… I’m not here for the boys.”
But boys don’t give a shit what you think – and why would we?
When Emily fumbled her iCloud password we learned how deeply embedded she is into the counter-culture.
Though the matter was already settled, phone pics reconfirmed that her ass checks out.
Feeling the rug, Bern, feeling the rug.
Editorial for Team MAGA (Make America Great Again):
Internal TDT polling strongly suggests Trump brings a high baba booey factor, a giant wall, and big well-deserved fuck yous at people like Iran, Rosie O’Donnell, Hillary Clinton, and college students. Can’t beat that.
Fill or kill: Alessandra Garcia, Andy’s daughter.
She’s kind of like one of the tubby Kardashians, except a little more accessible – you have a shot here.
Mucho mas puertocasa.
The pièce de résistance for any tradesmen still on the fence.
I like the way your THC necklace lay,
Against your tits, it’s so green.
And I wanna sleep with you in a tent tonight
Under the stars cutting farts so mean.
‘Cause I got a peaceful easy feeling,
And I know you won’t call no slugs
’cause I’m already facedown in your jugs.
Once again. Fill or kill?
• not hot
• act is stale
And I would disappoint her in every conceivable manner, so … kill.
Okay, so I fill.
She saunters in unannounced, like a beautiful black cloud. Could be trouble.
• We don’t know her name.
• We have reason to be fearful.
• We’ve been burned before.
And yet there is something captivating about her…
… although she’s clearly a psycho.
But our hearts are as open as our minds.
Plus her ass checks out.
Hopefully she’ll bring a friend to Bonaroo.
We’re all fokked if we can’t get a name on her.