This Luke Moore guy could teach us all a thing or two about life.
A debt-ridden student blew $1.3 million on sports cars, speed boats, strippers and cocaine after a bank error gave him an unlimited overdraft. Luke Moore lived the high life for two years before he was caught by cops and jailed on fraud charges.
The Australian treated himself to luxury holidays, an Aston Martin, a Maserati and a boat while living the ultimate bachelor lifestyle.
He is now broke and living with his mother in Goulburn, New South Wales, ironically while studying to become a criminal lawyer.
This isn’t to say Mr. Moore didn’t come away from this experience a wiser man.
…he told the Daily Telegraph he did not miss his lavish multimillionaire lifestyle “besides the cocaine, the strippers and fast cars.“
TDT remains an old-fashioned institution. Consider this a pre-emptive auto-rejection.
There will be no review of Mr. November’s backside, for there is nothing to verify here. There will be no consideration for Miss TDT status, no invite to the Christmas party.
Note: I said nothing about the afterparty. I am told Mr. November and Weinstein have both RSVP’d. Typically we discard our party slacks and socialize in our briefs. That’s about all I am at liberty to say right now.
We had her in to read for the lead in the ill-fated, TDT produced “My Body, My Gerbil” – an ambitious and much ballyhooed avant-garde arthouse picture that ultimately failed because there was no script or camera.
Nobody knew what was going on – yet it hardly mattered. We were all carefree back then.
Everything was clicking – her ass even checked out.
Jlaw stood up to the most rigorous of testing.
That script is lying around somewhere. Gotta find it, it’s really good.