Fuck you! That’s my name.
You drove a Hyundai to get here.
I rode a $2800 Honda 2000 CR500 – THAT’S my my name.
Mitch & Murray Motors, located downtown.
That’s just great, now I’ll never win.
Truth and grittiness thy name is Ray Ray Capone.
I just wanna have kids by the right women u know I’m not about to nut in no goofy ass bitch
— ray ray Capone (@NoDaysOffRay) June 4, 2018
Challenge anyone to say he hasn’t figured it out.
But not to worry, he still pees daily.
Ladies still think we remove our trousers while watching tennis because our balls chafe following the action. Silly ladies.
Often called the greatest sports photo ever taken.
Garmela & friends.
Few players more closely watched than Camila Giorgi right now.
Old school Halep.
Not sure who that is.
CLEARWATER, Fla. (WFLA) – Police say a man caught masturbating at a Clearwater bus stop told them he was Captain Kirk. …
Responding officers say they found a man sitting on a bench touching himself under his shorts. In an arrest report, police noted it was “obvious” the man was masturbating.
A curious missive was found nearby…
You never know when you may need to validate the Vulcan. So it’s okay to R2BeatOff wherever.
Just exercise caution when exercising the Wrath of Khock around a schoolyard because earthlings don’t like it when you Spock all over their offspring.
Live Long and XHamster,
Capt. James Tiberius Kirk