On Fyre

So there’s a tropical alternative to Coachella called the Fyre Festival going on right now in the Bahamas and it’s a big fucking disaster.

Long story short thousands of self-indulgent people longing to taste the decadent world of celebrity and luxury bought their way into a third-world hellhole. THERE WILL BE NO CONCERTS FOLKS.

Rich Kids of Instagram meets the Hunger Games

One woman, who paid $10,000 for a VIP ticket, reportedly left her belongings in a half-erected tent, only to have them stolen minutes later. “One guy got punched out by security and they took his wallet,”

I never heard of this sales team, Ja Rule and Billy McFarland, but I think I can figure out which one is which.

Ja and Bill decided to hire models to promote Fyre … yup, Ratajkowski (heard of her) was on board.

Even the normally reliable Government of Miami has let them down.

Multiple reports of concert “security” mugging guests. Things are not better in the Bahamas, that was just a t-shirt.

And then there’s this:

Ahhhh, Billy Finley the Fourth. Life without beer … doesn’t get any rougher than that.

I love it.

Now you know whodunnit

You know their names, the world’s top hackers whose mysterious and dangerous feats have made them famous: Assange. admin. KimDotCom. Guccifer2.0.

don't get too close

don’t get too close

We are rarefied and debonair company, so is it so surprising that we reel in the wool?

Julian Assange, holed up in a London embassy, has Pam Anderson dropping off buns on the reg for his hot dog.


And as you might already suspect, only the choicest of porterhouse for admin.


But it’s Guccifer 2.0’s babe, Robbin Young, who is making news now – she posted the awkward contents of their steamy love chats. These files are so awkward that anyone with intelligence (be it from TDT, the PTA, CYO, or PBR) can confirm its authenticity.

Big in the 80s. Big now.

Big in the 80s. Big now.

You won’t hear this from Wolf Blitzer, but basically he concedes the Clintons gunned Seth Rich down. The whispers began a week after the killing and the drip, drip, drip of info since only boosters the conspiracy theory instead of debunking it.

And don’t forget that Guccifer & KimDotcom because they had the “goods” (contents of Hillary’s private email server) they both publicly said that Hillary Clinton had zero chance at election well over a year before Trump even got the nomination.

Do you know who this is?


I don’t either. So many mysteries.

Miss TDT 2017: Lindsey Pelas

Congratulate Lindsey Pelas, the 25-year old Louisiana native – she is Miss TDT 2017.


Her knockers are maddening.


As you may recall from her groundbreaking YouTube masterpiece.

You might want to follow her on Twitter…

Lindsey is great on Twitter, feisty and funny.
She not only displays the goods, but dishes the wisdom.

Elders were summoned. Spreadsheets were consulted. Numbers were crunched.

And thusly t’was deemed Lindsey’s ass checks out.


Recheck for safety.


Thank you Lindsey. You are special.


Might be best for all involved

There is a reason Indians used to make squaws spend 4 days a month in a specially equipped teepee on the edge of camp. Let’s honor that.


Italy to offer ladies paid menstrual leave..

If passed, it would mandate that companies enforce a “menstrual leave” policy and offer three paid days off each month to working women who experience painful periods.

Now that we’re being compensated for painful periods, how about those dreadful hours and days I spend post-blackout after learning I dropped $10,000 at Wiggles? A good week off with the reassuring comfort of pay wouldn’t cure my blues but it would be a good start.

I have feelings too.