Chicago beat: Time for a Purple Drank Summit

Let CNN mansplain it for you: though legally adults these Black Lives Matter activists are essentially just kids and therefore really too young and innocent to hate, despite screaming ‘fuck white people’, the beatings and stabbings, and various tortures, etc.

That Chicago Police Department commander further lamented about these kids, I mean young adults … and in his defense – when you close your eyes and turn the volume down on the Facebook Live video, it’s kind of difficult to deduce that any sort of real crime is going down there.

And since they’re voters that hate Trump and his supporters, well …



Some good news: Macy’s is taking it up the ass for talking shit about The Donald.

New year

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Yuletide beat: Fat n’ famous


“When he got done, he said, ‘Lay off the hamburgers and french fries’ and that really just disrespected me, and I felt awful.”


Mayse said he felt so awful, in fact, that as soon as he got a few feet away from the bad Santa he burst into tears.

As the night wore on, the child told the station, his world continued to unravel.

“It affected me so bad that I was crying until I went to bed that night,” he added. “And I want to say to him, ‘You don’t want to disrespect a 9-year-old. Even though what shape and size you are, it doesn’t matter.’

In a final act of mic-dropping, body-affirming defiance, he even tore up the photo he took with the Kris Kringle-turned-Krampus.

This kid is way too fluent in victim talk.

He needs to know you don’t weep in the face of danger, nope, you fight back.

You stand your ground.