Madonna politics

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob,” Madonna told a packed crowd at New York City’s Madison Square Garden on Tuesday, first reported by The Hill.

“And I’m good,” boasted the 58-year-old Queen of Pop, during her opening act for comedian Amy Schumer.


“I am not a douche, and I am not a tool. I take my time,” boasted the Like a Virgin singer. “I maintain eye contact, and I do swallow.”

An admin always claims his prize.

It’s called “work”

This fat bitch will be getting a pension too.

I was the artist, btw.

admin promises: forthcoming meat on the menu … it’s just that I have a job too, a really gay one that I excel in.

And comparatively, I’d jump at the chance to scrape dog shit off people’s shoes if it meant I could spend the rest of the time on the job sleeping, eating junk food, and bitching in ebonics to co-workers who share my pain and interest in rap music.